What's the deal with people trying to cyber with me on ICQ??
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Started on Mon Jan 07 17:34:09 2002
snob2527 hey :)
snob2527 hey how r u
PyroVolt ok, u?
snob2527 honeslty, cold and horny :(
snob2527 what a combination huh? :)
PyroVolt a bit like the combination of human feces with
snob2527 well in that case, your distain for how i am
probably means u no longer want to talk
snob2527 well u have to be at least cold or horny if u
wanna talk to me :)
PyroVolt mm..... ok. well i just came out of a ten year
cryogenic freeze, i guess im pretty cold
considering that im still thawing out.
PyroVolt but why do i have to be cold or horny to talk
so where are u anyway
PyroVolt in the lab where i was kept frozen for ten
years, what about you?
snob2527 im in center city, philly
PyroVolt ahh. ok
snob2527 how old ru
PyroVolt 16 years if you dont count the 10 i was kept
in a freezer
snob2527 eww at least say 17, that makes it legal for
me to go down on u
PyroVolt 'eww'? well i cant say 17, that would be
innacurate whether you counted the ten years
snob2527 and im sure u arent even up for oral anyway
PyroVolt well if you want to suck on my frozen twat go
ahead, it'd probably help thaw it out anyway
snob2527 heh well where are u first? u anywhere close
snob2527 plus are 16 yr olds even able to get out on a
monday night, itsnt it a school nite
PyroVolt i am not at liberty to give out the exact
location of the lab
PyroVolt i am not permitted to leave the lab without my
snob2527 oh well then i cant thaw your twat :)
PyroVolt you'll have to fight my lab tech for it.
snob2527 im not much of a fighter
PyroVolt why not?
snob2527 do u even have a pict
PyroVolt yea but its in my files and i have no access
to them, only my lab tech and the supervisor
of this operation have access
snob2527 okay well in that case ill say bye
PyroVolt why's that?
PyroVolt you think you're too good to suck my
snob2527 cause u cant do anything yourself so whats the
point of talking to u
snob2527 i should have ICQd your lab tech
PyroVolt well in that case, i'll have to say fuck you
you maggot infested cunt!
PyroVolt my lab tech is a guy
snob2527 well whateva
snob2527 i didnt know u were un single
PyroVolt but he might be willing to ream your tight
little asshole with his cock
PyroVolt if you're into that
snob2527 im not up for that
PyroVolt who said i was un-single?
PyroVolt oh i see, now you think youre too good for my
lab tech's dick huh?
snob2527 im just not bi thats all
snob2527 like if u had a pict id consider going down on
PyroVolt why not? i mean if you were you could come
over to the lab and we could have a bisexual
snob2527 nah thats coo
PyroVolt you already considered it because you said it
snob2527 well i couldnt make an offer w/o a picture
PyroVolt you must have considered it before you said it
or else... that would make no sense
PyroVolt why's that?
snob2527 because id have to find u attractive before id
be like yah want oral?
PyroVolt well you already asked me that, or made
reference to it.
PyroVolt and who's to say i'd find you attractive?
snob2527 i made reference to it yah but id never offer
unless i saw u
snob2527 well id send u mine too
PyroVolt do you make a habit of looking for frozen
snob2527 but since ur not at liberty to send it, forget
it u know
snob2527 no, not really
PyroVolt why not?
snob2527 depends how horny i feel
PyroVolt i was gonna say..... if you liked cold
pussy..... you could take a trip to the
snob2527 nah thats not my type
PyroVolt why not? dead girls are sexy.
PyroVolt nice cold, decaying pussy........ mm!
snob2527 well play dead for me
PyroVolt why? you said you'd make no offers without my
snob2527 well then send it
PyroVolt so what obligation am i under to play dead for
PyroVolt i said i cant.
snob2527 well send your picture first
PyroVolt would you like to talk to my lab tech? he said
he'd give it to you if you'd let him pump your
ass full of cum.
snob2527 okay im out of here
snob2527 i told u i wasnt bi
PyroVolt yeah but you didnt tell my lab tech that
PyroVolt and he thinks you are
PyroVolt he says that any guy who would go by the name
of 'snob' MUST have gay tendencies
snob2527 well id know me better, i said i wasnt
PyroVolt there's nothing wrong with being bi...... you
can come out of the closet man, nobody here is
gonna make fun of you
PyroVolt maybe you haven't discovered yourself
yet....... thats ok, we'll help you
snob2527 thanks for the offer anyway
PyroVolt that's ok, we traced your ip, we'll be over
your place around 8 tonight.
PyroVolt see you tonight, sexy! ;)
snob2527 see yah
PyroVolt yeah, see ya at 8! make sure you're ready,
dress nice ok?
snob2527 i wish but latah
PyroVolt your wish is our command! we'll help you
realize your hidden sexuality