JoinSatansArmy: I'm glad I'm not Jesus. Dealing with millions of fucking moron followers every day must get old.
JoinSatansArmy: Jesus only says he loves you so you'll give him head.
JoinSatansArmy: IntoxiChrist 1:1 - May the Hand of God be curled into a fist, and be thrust vigorously into thy asshole.
Fretdood signed off at 6:32:29 PM.