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Pieter

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I annoyed the hell out of him.
 
Session Start (MSN - Kriz Locktail:Pieter(mbpieter@hotmail.com)): Thu Jan 24 14:39:07 2002
Pieter: hey
Kriz Locktail: hi
Kriz Locktail: 'sup
Pieter: who are you?
Kriz Locktail: i'm kriz, who are you?
Pieter: well, why'd you add me to your list?
Kriz Locktail: because i love you.
Pieter: :)
Pieter: no, seriously
Kriz Locktail: seriously, i'm your secret admirer!
Pieter: so, you know me in real life?
Kriz Locktail: real life? whats that?
Pieter: hehe
Kriz Locktail: im serious
Kriz Locktail: what is it??
Pieter: I don't know how to explain it
Kriz Locktail: i see.
Pieter: but seriously, why'd you add me?
Kriz Locktail: add you to what?
Pieter: msn
Kriz Locktail: i didn't add you, you made your own account and added yourself, i believe. i cannot make accounts for people.
Pieter: that's not what I meant, you added me to your list on msn, why'd you do that?
Kriz Locktail: oh that
Kriz Locktail: umm i dunno i dont remember doing it
Kriz Locktail: why'd you add me to your list?
Pieter: I didn't, you added me, so you're on my list automaticly
Kriz Locktail: oh
Kriz Locktail: hmm, odd
Pieter: no, it's not odd, just say why you added me...
Kriz Locktail: i seriously dont remeber adding you
Pieter: ok then, I'll just delete you from my list
Kriz Locktail: why?
Pieter: because you don't even renember adding me, it probably wasn't your intension of adding me, so I'll just delete you.. simple...
Kriz Locktail: but why?
Kriz Locktail: DON'T YOU LOVE ME???
Pieter: I don't even know you, how can I love you?
Kriz Locktail: *sob* but....but.... i love you!!!
Kriz Locktail: *clings to your leg, sobbing and smearing snotty tear-wetness all over you* WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pieter: and what does *sob* mean?
Kriz Locktail: it means im sobbing/crying
Kriz Locktail: WHYYYYYYY DONT YOU LOOOOOOVVVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pieter: ok, fine, I love you.....
Kriz Locktail: *sniffles and rubs eyes with fists* REEALLY?? *grins*
Kriz Locktail: YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!! *hugs you so hard your ribs might  crack* YOU'RE MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND IN DA WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!
Pieter: ok...
Kriz Locktail: :-D
Kriz Locktail: (*)
Pieter: and why do you love me?
Kriz Locktail: because..... because...... you're my bestest best friend in da whole wide world!!!
Pieter: and why is that?
Kriz Locktail: umm...... i'ono.
Pieter: ok, so... what are you going to do now that you 'love me'?
Kriz Locktail: i'ma HUG YOU TILL YOU CANT BREVE NO MORE AND DEN IM GONNA HUMP YOUR LEG LIKE A MONKEY ON EXTACY!!!!
Kriz Locktail: :-D
Pieter: nice...:)
Kriz Locktail: yep!!!
Kriz Locktail: *crumples to the floor and drools on your shoes* teeeheeeee.........
Kriz Locktail: *hiccups* how 'bout dem cougars? haaaha
Pieter: and why only hump my leg like a monkey on exatcy?
Kriz Locktail: duh, HUH?
Kriz Locktail: *attempts to stand on head but falls over* OOOWWW
Pieter: :)
Kriz Locktail: unnnggg........ mommyyyyy...... da chikin is dancing...... ugg
Pieter: what else will you do now?
Kriz Locktail: umm, umm.... i'ma vomit i think.... unngg...... *spews projectile vomit all over* ihhh, sicky poo......
Kriz Locktail: *passes out*
Pieter: ok, so you love me, right?
Kriz Locktail: yeazha
Kriz Locktail: *grins up at you from the floor, drunkenly*
Pieter: and if I asked you to do something, you'd do it?
Kriz Locktail: can i lick your forehead, i wanna see if you tastes like chikin
Pieter: sure...
Pieter: :)
Kriz Locktail: umm...... umm...... yeah i guess
Kriz Locktail: what you wan me ta do?
Kriz Locktail: *picks nose and eats it*
Kriz Locktail: *picks other nostril and offers it to you*
Kriz Locktail: mm juiceeee
Pieter: you can eat it...
Kriz Locktail: but i don' wanna i wan YOU ta have it
Kriz Locktail: cuz you is mah FRIEN!!!!!
Pieter: and I say you have to eat it
Kriz Locktail: baaaaahhh ooooooookaaaaaay
Kriz Locktail: *walks around aimlessly and walks straight into a wall* ohh i'm sorry.... *salutes the wall and falls on ass*
Kriz Locktail: teeeheeheeeeeeeeeeeee
Pieter: are you drunk, or high?
Kriz Locktail: ummm,,, surprisingly, i am neither :)
Kriz Locktail: i'm like dis mostadatime
Pieter: ok... 
Pieter: so what's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
Kriz Locktail: do you wanna ream my ass wit your lovely man-rod?? *drools uncontrollably*
Kriz Locktail: WEIRDEST thing? ummm....... i acted normal once, that was really weird
Pieter: ok..
Kriz Locktail: wuts da weirdest thing YOU eva dun? *hiccups*
Pieter: I'm not telling..
Kriz Locktail: peeeeeeeaaaaassssseeeee????
Kriz Locktail: i tol' YOU
Kriz Locktail: i won tell no-un if ya tell me
Pieter: so..?
Kriz Locktail: PPPPPPPLLEEEEEEEAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *clings to both of your legs and drools on you*
Kriz Locktail: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts crying again*
Kriz Locktail: NOBUDY LUVS MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shakes uncontrollably as tears roll down face*
Pieter: have a good cry...
Pieter: :)
Kriz Locktail: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pieter: no
Kriz Locktail: WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY NOTTTTT?????????
Pieter: ok, I'll tell you if you answer me all I'm going to ask you right now.
Kriz Locktail: tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me
Kriz Locktail: ok
Pieter: how old are you?
Kriz Locktail: i be 13. what about you?
Pieter: really? 13??
Kriz Locktail: yeazha
Kriz Locktail: y?
Pieter: I said I'd tell you the weirdest thing I've done, but I don't have to answer that..
Pieter: have you ever had sex?
Kriz Locktail: umm..... not wif PEOPLE but i guess u coul' say dat
Pieter: then with what have you had sex?
Pieter: ??
Kriz Locktail: i had sex wif lotsa stuff.... treeeees, aminals, uhh.... uhh.... a carrot...... a pillow i think
Kriz Locktail: and sum other stuffs
Pieter: ok, seriously?
Kriz Locktail: yeazha
Pieter: what animals?
Pieter: ??,
Kriz Locktail: *grins and drools* umm, two dogs, a rooster, umm, a snake (it crawled up mah ass teehee) and i think i had sex with a fish before but i dont remeber quite well people said i did tho so i guess i did
Pieter: ok, and in what holes have you had sex?
Kriz Locktail: uhh...... mah ass
Kriz Locktail: i dont have any otha holes, i have a dick tho
Pieter: and?
Kriz Locktail: and i sucked the dogs cock
Kriz Locktail: so i gues u could say mah mouf
Kriz Locktail: teeheeeeee
Kriz Locktail: ugg.
Pieter: you're mad you know that?
Kriz Locktail: huh
Kriz Locktail: mad at who?
Pieter: no, insane
Kriz Locktail: ohhh
Kriz Locktail: no im nnnoooooottt
Kriz Locktail: how am i????
Pieter: hèhè, you just are... I'm gonna delete you from my list now, bye
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Kriz Locktail: noooo
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Kriz Locktail: hey? YOU DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTION YOU SQUEELY BLADDER FUCK!
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Kriz Locktail: plllllleaaasee come back
Session Close (Pieter): Thu Jan 24 15:18:56 2002